Free shit on Haili Road

Tonight, I stole the wheelchair from my 103 year old neighbor in Hawaii. She raised me, as well as all the kids on the block. She is my Auntie Grace and I took her wheelchair so I could transport a bunch of mattresses she was going to toss out on bulk pick up. Why did I do this? The mattresses were free! Haven't you been paying attention? I am now my dad. Shit.